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Bell on a door ring - come on in
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face

I was shaved
I was shaved
I was shamed

Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see, I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Beat me pressed against my lips

I was shaved
I was shamed
I was shamed

Floyd lets others in the room (I sense others in the room?)
Opie, Aunt Bea I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Andy's Clutch (Live it's "Aunt Bee's muff")

I was shamed
I was shamed
I was shaved